WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Oh god… oh god no dear god
so many feels oh gosh
phil baby why
**ALL MY CREYS AND FEELS**
I may have just screamed a little
All of my sads.
RIGHT IN MY FEELS
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mada naku no ni wa hayai yo ne
tada mae ni susumu shikanai wa
iya
iya
P̃ͦ͊͋̔̑O̦̩̬͙͌̋̚N͚͇̭̑̎͗͑͆̀P̼̈͊̃̀̊̑O͈̥̤̯͗̃́͞N̡̯̻̓̀͒ ͙̮̄̇ͨ̍̂́ͅd̷̰͍̭̣̲͔̃̂̈́ͅâ̓̄̒̀sͭͧ͊̂ͬ̈́̉hͤͥ̃̈́̍ͤ͏̲̰i̖̮͉͔̠̼͙͊t̩̤͕̄̋̊̓̍̈́ḛ̶͓̅ͨ͊ s̥̀̐h̺̕ͅi̭̲͖͎͇̓ͥ͌͗ͪͮm̺̲̙̻̈́̅̽ͦ͛̓ͯa͎̯̫͖͍é̮̩̠b̦̬͈̼̋ͪͬ̾͋̇ͅͅa̯̻̻̭̘̠̐̏̓ͮ͘ ̮̲͇͓̺̓̏ͧ̃̇ͯͭȋͩ͂͊ͦ͆̂i҉̤̗̼̖̖͚ ͚̞̼ͦ̃̃͑͋ͨn̲̱̜̮ő̭̠͖̗͉̅ͫ
͙̹̈́͛̐ͭ̚z̼̗̰͙̗͚͈̔e͉͖̼̭̖ͩ̾̋n͕̪̞̦̠̠͇z͖̗̥̙̓ͦ̾̈̌e̬̲̝̤̲̫̮͌̾̃̃̀n̻͔ͫ̋̒ͨ̔ͣ͜ ̱̼̫ś͈͙̦̣̰̫̋h̵̋̃̊͆î͙̺̺͈n̤̣̙̹̥̝ͦͨ͡a̴̠̠͔̽̈́̉ͯ͌i̼̙̍ͬ̍̏ͩͤ̏ ͙̱̣͒ͫ̅̋̏̇̚n̏͗ͣ̅̿ͬo̺͑ͮ́͑ ̲̠̳̺̐͋ͣ͞t͖͔̰̹̽̽s̟͔̖̮̠̰̿͒͂̄ù̖̣̳͉͎̩́ͧͬ͌ͫm̗͂a͚̖͕̩͎r̮̤̮̿ͮă̬̞̙̺̦n͇̦ͫͨͩͫ̒ͨ̓a̩̝͚ͨͨi̟̺̪̞ ̳͓̼̯ͪ́͂d̢̞̻͓̺̈́́̐̌̚ͅe̫̼͈̪̜ͧ͆̋̏ͮͫs͔̭̣͎͓̣̍̒̊ͨ̓̎ͧ͜ͅh͉͉ͨ̎ͪ̕ò̷̩̳͉̰̎̃ͦ̑̎ͣȟ͎̥͑͋̿̏͑̾́e̷̗̰̠̺͇̯ͥͥ̄ͣ̐ͫ̈ͯ̕͡d͖͉͔̭̾ͦ̑̉͡ḍ̱̘͔̆̈́̒̔͠͝o͊̄͂͏͚̣͍f̶̣̬̭̪̪̱̽̈́̾o̪̓ͪ̎̄́͜n̶̵̢̗̰̖͎̳̖̻ͤ̌̉ͮ͗ͭ̇͒ ̷̵̝̣͈͋̽̈́͡k͔͈͚̭͈̬̭͚͛͐̐̕͝a̞̻͙͕̦ͦk̛̝̯͎̫̰̖͗̌ͫ̃͛ͯe̟̮̦̖͚̙͎͚͒͛ͬ͟ṱ̃́̒̇́e̶̺̣͓̗̦̭̗͖͌ͧ͌ͧ̈͗̍ͦ͠ ̭̹̬̤͌̿͛̌͑̍ȓ̪̞͚̳̘̋̌͆ͭ͑ͣ̚͘ì̼̦̼̏̎͡z̷̵͇͔͎͌̉ͣ̈́͋̃ͧụ̘̱̙̟͎̑ͭ̓͐̌ͮ͟͡m̤̳̱̲̎͑̕͠͡u͎̻͓͍̲̪̽̿͛͌ ̥ͤ͂ͭ̀̂̐͘n̋̄҉̲̼͔̱̥͙̞͖íͣͫͤͤ̀̂͏̖͓̖͍ͅ ̷̛̝̤̭͍ͩ̓͂̒͐̐̐ͥǹ̘͎͕̗̠̙̃̾̃̇ͣ̇̽͜ͅͅo̓͊͝͏͕̰͖ͅs̺͇̖͐͗ͯ̂͆ë̴͚̬̻̟̮̠́̾ͧͯ̆t̝͇̫͇̙ͥͮe̬̻̳̲̫̞̖̓̌̂͂ͤ͘͟
̨̘͓͓̞̜̙̝̐̀W̸̧̲̠̤͖̣̺̤ͧͪ̈̀̾A̸̛̱̻̜̖͉͎̱̟̓ͤͩͬ̅Y͕ͥ̊Ẅ͛͏̸̵̘̲͖͚̗A̴̷̡̦͚͒ͯY̼̖͖̙͖̟͕ͣ͋͛̎̈́̑͡ ̸̙̀ͮ̐͒̈ͣ̚a̛̖̜͙͉͇̥̰͗͊ͩͦ͌̃̐k̛̳̮̫̗̺͓̫͚̥̽̈́͠e̸̛͉͇̝̦͓͓̫̱̹̎̈̿t̳̯͉̲̪̫̽ͧͅͅĕ̡ͭ̿͐ͭ͌҉̨̝͖̥̯̝̤͎ ̷̦̱̥̪̺̞ͧ͌̉̏̋̓̔̈́̋̕͜a̛̝̮̎͒̎́t̢̺̼̣̅ͫ̾͗͊̐̀a͓͓̞̙͋̊ͩ̾̓ͫ̍̚̕͡sͯ̑҉̷̳͟ͅh̸̵͕̥̰̬͙̹ͮ̈i̢̩̩̗͚͈̩͖̎̒̚̕͞ ͖̹̓ͤ̇̔̓͊ͭ̎ͫ͜͝n̶̩̉ͯͨ̉̚ͅo̶̙͍̹̬ͧ̾̍̔͊͠ ͕̼͕͚͇̩̤̳̯ͬ͆ͦͩ̔̍ͫ̏͟m̴͇͎̞͍̭͎ͮ̅ͯ͒ͥͧ͊i̼̰̳̭̥̎̿͛̑c̮͚͖̗͙ͮͪ̉͂̓h̴̫͉̠͍̺̫̬̳̓͂͘ͅĩ̡̗̺̮̊ͤ̂́ ̈́̍̉͊́͗͏̛͔͈̭̠̘̫͉w͍̺͊o̤̩͍̻͇͕̜̱͐̔̕
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̞̺̱̣͎͚̩̙̀͛͢͠P̡̦͈ͬ̅̅̾ͦ̀O̊̏̏̋̓̄͏̰͈̥̙N͍̗͚̠̲̩̗̜͇ͩ̓̓̓͂͌̾͟P̴̥̞͓̟̗ͤ̒̂ͫ̆Ȏ̸́̇̒̈̉͏̭͉̲̞̺͕̬͓N̢ͪ̊ͨ̒͐ͬ͛ͨ̉҉͓͕̲͜ ̨̣̲̝̑͂̾͐ͬͪ̐̆s̢̭̳ͥ̉ͤͧͭ̈ͧ̈́͒͢u͔̺̠̪̩ͨ̓͑̾ͬͫ̇̀͝ͅs̡̯̙̼̙͖̓̽̐͠ͅu̶̶͇̗̟̲͇̻̺̯͔ͧ͢m̸̢͔̘̠͕͉ͬͬ̒͢u̠̣͙͍ͨ̈͐̓̉͊̈͑͢ ̻̭͎̻̯̣͑̌͡ͅi̴̩̼͉͇̺͖̲̫̲͑̊̈ͧ͋̄̂̕͢ŗ̶͈̰̀͐ͦ̍́̇̌̎͝o͌̈́͑͛́͏̰͉̦̥̯͍͟͠i̭̥̬̜̺͔̯̿̄͆r̛̛̮̭͕̲͇̹̭͉̓ͪ̉͜oͥ̅̔ͭͭ̐́͏͓̣͝ ̗̥͎̪͕̳͖̠̉̒̄̄ͪ̎̔͠n̡̳̗̪͇ͬͯ̃̓ͣ̅͞a͔̥ͤ̈́̍͆̏ ̯̬̣̥͌͂ͦ̐͑k̡̨̤̖̘͇̫ͬ̆̊͐ͥ̌͡ơ̢͖͒͊̚͠t̨̖̻̱̫͎̭̙̪̉̕o̞̗̬͆́ͤ̅͠d̴̮̗͍̫͕̥̘͈̼̙̱̻̻̟́̂̽͌̇̎́̾͆̅ͩ͘̕͜ǫ̶̯̹̦̥̘̝̞̇̆̊ͪ͆̈́̐̿̆͌͟͡n̸̡̺̮̮̫̰̻͖̱̪̠̠͚̟̮̖͔͗ͥ̂͛ͬ͋̀̅̿ͨ͐͛͑ͫ͒̇͐͢͞d̸̻͉̲͓̳͍͇́̏ͣ̈͊ͮ̍̍̓̽̇̚͞ȏ̴̡̧̼͍͎̪͓̺̫̻ͤ͐ͤ́̄̅̄͌ͨ͂̂̑́͞ͅͅn̶̛̬͙̯̝͎ͮ͆̓̈̎ͨ̊̏̀ͦ͊̒̃́ͦ́͢ ̛̰̬̳̼̦͔͖̹̜̣̪̜̯̭̓͐̽ͤ̓̇̍̚͢͢͠k̸̢͒ͭ̈̈́̒ͧ͒̽͛͏̪̼̠̥̤̺̳̼͔̙̟̗͍̯̕i̴̛͇͚̞̟̟̭̫̰̙̥͔̝̣̤̺ͣ̈́͗̾̈̍̕t̴̃̍̓ͭ̑̆̚҉̲̫̭͙̪̦̳̞̭̙̭̩̤̺̤e̢̒̍̎̒ͧ̒̇ͪ̿̔̃̈͛ͫ̒ͩ̔͢҉̡̧͖̣͇̯̙̲̬̞̣̗̻r̸̡̛͕̮̮͇̟̦̱̱͈̝͖͚͙͓͓̻ͮ͂̐͂̐̂̃͒̆ͦ͌͗͂ǘ̵̸̻̦͈͍̹̠̦͎̠̭͚͎̙̩̥ͧ͐͋ͨ̾ͤͭ͌̐̚̕͜ͅ?͑̆̈́ͥ͗͌ͫͨͣ̈͒ͩ͗͊̚͢҉͇͎͓͍̤̝̮̻̖̻̯͔͔̝̜͕̜̜̼ ̳͖̖̣͊ͥͩ̾̈́̃̓̽ͥͦ̂͐̿́̏̊̓̑̇͢͞͡ȃ̘̣͉̗͔̥͎̦͊̈̃̇ͥ̊̎͑͌ͮ́ͧ͐́ͣ̐͊̔͟͝ͅn̸̡̨͎̥͕͚̥̳̰͎̯ͯ͊̃͗͋̃̃͛̿̚̚͡ͅͅa̡̢̻̲̘̜̙ͮ̂̊̄͞ͅt̵̘̰͓̣̣̳͎͕̯͐͊̏̄͋̓̈́̄̐́́͝͡a̴̵͔̞̮͚̲͉ͧ̋̒ͮͬ̏ͣ̒͜͜͠ ̅͐̎ͭ̑͏̸̵҉̨̬̹̱̳̩͇̲̫ņ̶͇̯͕̠̙̰̝̖͕̪̼̹̐̍͂̉ͪ͌͒ͧͤͥͦ̾̎̒ͅo̴̳͎̹̭̹̮̱͉͇̜͇͆̎͒͂͋ͧ̀ͅ ̡̼͓̣̣̘͎̪̫̙̠̙̰͍͉͍̠͌͋̂̑̀͜k͍͚̮̹͚̦̜̮̤̼̱͈̩̽̇ͨ̽̄͑ͯͬ̅ͧ͑ͪ̾͜͢͠i̛̲̯̙̞͎̮̹̝̯̦̝̟͉ͩ̓̄ͬ͢m̡͕̫̙̠͙͕̠̳͎̖͆ͬ̈ͬ͐͠o̴͊͂ͯ̌̑̓͒́ͬͭͯ̎ͧ҉̘̺̘̯̬̫̹͚̗̪̥͙̥̘͇̞́c̴̟̮̟͙̥̜̥̩̠ͦ͛̊ͣ̚͠ͅh̵̙̘̱̭̭̘̺̫̙͓̳̗̩̤͎̲ͥ̉̂͊̂͛̂͛ͮͥͭ̇̌̾͑̚̕̕͠͝ỉ̵̜͇̠̩̻͍̳̩̼̜͉͉̹͐̉̑̐ͦ̄́ͅͅ
̴̢̜̟͖̣̳͇̊̉̇ͫͯ͘͝P̶͙̘̙̲̠̭̮͖̭͇̗͙̬̙͇̻̓̍͆̿ͤ̿̿̿͛ͥ̽̎ͣ̊̚͞O̞͔̪̪̮͍͇̫̥͍̗ͤ͑ͮ̍͆̿̅̆ͬ̑̚͞Ȉ̴͍̪̳̾̒̀̅ͭ̾͋̌̚͟͝ͅP̵̡̳͖͍̯̦̠̰̣̙̯̺̌̉͌̿̎̽̃̓͛̕͘Ò̴̢̨̿̐̉̄͛ͫͬ̓ͫ͐ͧ̆ͥ̎̓҉̞̺̙̺̗̮̜͚̩͍̙̫I̺̯̤͙̬̰͚͍̻͍̒̂ͬͥ̈ͬ̃ͣ͋ͧ͆̓̎̚͘͝ ̵̧̨͇̬̥̯͕̮̝͉̠̦̟͔͈̮͔ͮ͒ͧ̈ͤ͊̍͂̓͆ͥ̊̀̉͌̋́͟š̶̶̗͖͈͔̯͉͚͖̳̱̼͖̅͐ͨͤͪͣͫ̿ͮͦ̇̅̓̐ͪ͊́͟͡ų̛̪̬̠͚̱̩̣̖͓̟̀̐ͯ͆͋̍ͪ͊̇̈́͘͞͠t̫͕̦͇̰̳̫͉̬͑́ͣ̾̀̓ͫͧ́̀͢͢e̢͍̯̻̘̳̣̱̭͚̬̙̯̼̥̠̊ͤͮ̐ͫ͋̃͠r̵̶̦̜̘͇̙̠̟͙̼̫̥̺̭̗͂̇ͤͣͩ̌̽̌ͣ̓u̶̸͍̫̺̥̪̤̻̺̣ͭ̏̉͋̔̈́͐ͬ̈̓ͩ͟ͅͅ ̶̵̞̖̪̮̬̝̳̮͛̾ͨ͟͞w̵̯̪̼̩͙ͦ͋͐̑ͧ͗ͧ̓͟͝͡͞a̧̢͙̲̜̲͙͔̝̦̜̞̦̝̞̗ͦ̃ͧ͘͜͠r̸̨̯̘͔̹̫ͫͧͧ̏̐̈́̾̔͊͒̒̓ͣ̇̓̓͢ũ̷̶̧̠̰̦̳̘͓͚͈̼̬͆̀̇̃ͅͅį̧̭̘̳̺͎ͪͧ͂̇͌ͫ͌͊ͫ̏ ̶̢̡̜̗̦̺͈̲͔̖͓̺̞̼̯́̔͆ͨ̇̌̄̑͗ͪk̷̢͌̆ͭͤ̓̂͂ͨ̀́҉̫̳͙̳̭̟̲̭̖̳̻̯͔̲͉͍o̧͍̝͈̗͌ͤͯ͑͟ ̵̶̷̨̲͕̱̳̝͖̲̖͓̫͂̓͆͋̾w̡̧͍̞̱̬̞͎̘̼̳̺̗̦̘͔̩ͮ̑͗̓̽̓̀ͥ̽̋ͮ̇ͩͦ͊̕͟͠ͅa̻̺̻̗̝̫̟̠̥̞̾ͬ̿̊̾͢͞͡͞ ͌͋ͧ̀ͣ̓̑̅͐ͮͯͩ̈ͥ̚̚҉̷̧̢̩̳̞̝͙̯͙̺d̞̫͙̬̖̰̱̙̠͕̔̄̽̋ͮ͘a̛̛̬̤̰̼̋͂ͫ̍͗̃ͨ̏̑ͧ͌ͥ͒͌ͩr̺͕̲͔̦̔̀͂̆͋͆̈́ͤͯ͗͊̕͢͝͠͞ëͥ̄̿ͪͬ̚҉̴̷͎̖̪̗̀?̓̇̌ͬ͏͏̸̺̤͈̰̠̳̲̤̬̼͇̪̻͇͚͠
̴̼̪̝̰̬͙̙̠̳̼̻ͯ̋̑͊̄͑̒͋̾̐͞s̙̻̳͇̯ͨ͛̇͛͛̋ͮ̅͌ͮͥ̿ͮͣ̊̔͠͡͞ö̼͙̼̙͔̘̰̬̦̟̳̭̪͉͚̬́̅ͯ̎̊͊͒͒ͫ͆̽͜͞͞u̡̹͈̱͈̭̺̦͈̜͚̅ͥ͋̍ͮ̎̅ͬͬ̾̇ͨͧͩ́̕͜͡ͅs͔̖̥̼̭̠̲̟̞͓̆ͭ̀̑͑̾ͯ̓͑̒̋ͨ̆ͪ̚̕͞ȍ̷ͫ̑̓͗͒͒ͪ҉̥̖̺̦͈ͅu̿̅ͤ͑̓̀̄̈́̄ͮ͆͗ͨͭͣ҉̵̝̱̘̬̯͟ ̡̧̡̨̻̠̦̻̦̫̎͗ͬ͋ì̻͍̟͔̥̲͕̼̣͉͍̫̞̗̣̘̇̅ͧ̉̃̒͒̚̕͝ͅͅi̧̛̺͚̹̮̞̱̥̮̬͒̃̂̆̽ͥ̒̿́̚ ̸̧̪͔̮͈̣̠̾ͬ̔̾́͞͠kͩͦͦ́̀ͬ̓ͬ̑̾̈́̊̀̃̀ͥͭ̌҉̸̴̷̺͇͚͈̦̳̞͝ͅo̶̧ͮ̋ͮͦ̽̎͗͆ͩ́ͫ̈́̌̋ͬ̑͏̴͇͉̥͙͔̻̙̱͎ͅ ́ͪ͑͂ͧ̀ͭ̿̇ͫ̒̽͊ͤ̇̾͞҉̢̲̥͚̪̰͙̱̺͈͉͉̺͎́͘a̶̷̩͕̼̞͉̯̭̰͋ͥ̔̅͋̊ͣͫͨ̐ͫ͆̚͟a̖̟̫̮̠̝͉͈͔̽͗ͫ͗ͪ̍͊͋ͩͦ̀̂ͬ̈́͠͠
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